Thursday, August 17, 2006

And I thought I might have missed something

Two weeks ago today I skipped town and unplugged both cell and Internet connections to get a little R&R.

I returned to discover the following:

Millionaire Bob Corker - who self-funded the bulk of his negative TV blitz/admitted to not paying taxes a few years back/and raised taxes while Mayor of Chattanooga - is refusing to release his complete federal tax returns saying no self respecting Tennessean really wants to know details of his financial situation. Is there something buried in the tax returns Corker's afraid will come to light?

Washington lobbyist hater Bob Corker - remember the self-funded TV ad attacks on both Ed Bryant and Van Hilleary for being lobbyists - is embracing the endorsement of lobbyist Hilleary. Guess this means Coker now has a running buddy for his trips up K Street to shake down D.C. lobbyists for more $$.

Bob Corker is actually going to have President Bush - think ballooning federal deficits/out of control government spending/deep divisions within his own Party over immigration/a civil war in Iraq/growing crises throughout the Middle East - campaign for him on August 30. Sign me up to get a copy of the Corker-Bush shake/howdy photo for my political scrapbook.

Whew. It's a good thing I didn't miss anything important.

3 Comments:

Blogger imissbill said...

He's ALIVE!!

4:37 PM  
Blogger Litz said...

Dude, where have you been? Jeez, let us know if you're going on an extended hiatus or something.

4:31 AM  
Blogger Milton said...

Tell the truth: You've been on the Bryson bus tour.

9:18 AM  

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