Friday, June 09, 2006

Bryson Enlists Support Of Unemployed Comedian

Jim Bryson unveiled the new symbol of his campaign to be taken seriously as a contender in this year's Governor's race. The symbol - a pitiful excuse for a bear.
That's right, you heard me - a bear.
Facing the realities of zero name recognition, no clear campaign message, an opponent who happens to be one of the most popular bipartisan Governors in our state's history...and with fewer than 93 business days remaining before voters start voting early in this race, Bryson has clearly taken his campaign to a new level (did I say a higher level?).
Bryson hired a bear - but not just any bear.
Sources inside the Bryson camp tell me the bear is actually a frustrated comedian who, after some recent career setbacks that involve being laid off by a control freak frog after he was discovered having an affair with a prima donna pig, approached Bryson with a "convincing schtick." My sources say Bryson, who too has struggled of late to find any audience willing to buy his schtick, was sympathetic of the bear's plight.

Officially, Bryson has had no comment on his decision to hire the bear. After the bear's pathetic debut this week on the campaign trail (word is he ran away from reporters who attempted to question him at his first political event), Bryson's campaign aides began attempting to shift the responsibility and blame for hiring the bear to the Tennessee Republican Party.
Well, point all the fingers you want Mr. Bryson. I know better than to believe that seasoned campaign veterans like GOP state party executive director Chris Devaney would be behind such a stupid publicity stunt.

6 Comments:

Blogger Milton said...

It's a pander bear!

6:09 AM  
Blogger Bill Hobbs said...

Hah! Very funny.

Um, but "one of the most popular bipartisan Governors in our state's history" has an approval rating of bearly 50 percent.

2:14 PM  
Blogger tennessee political pulse said...

bill:
is that you in the bear suit?

2:41 PM  
Blogger Milton said...

I'm surprised Bryson made this hire. After all, Fozie has much higher name recognition in Tennessee than his boss. The spokesperson will overshadow the candidate.

7:26 AM  
Blogger Bill Hobbs said...

no. not me. i don't work for minimum wage.

7:52 AM  
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